Monday, January 14, 2013

News You Can Use

Mad Dog has announced opening day is Saturday March 16th 2013.  Pot Gamers will be given the first tee time at 8am.  The under ground heating system will be turned on a week before opening day to ensure the grass will be green and unfrozen. 

Deacon is headed to Dartmouth Hitchcock soon to have tumor removed on adrenal gland.  Some guys will do anything to lose weight without going on a diet.  He also has torn his left bicep but no schedule for that repair.  So if you get reports on Channel 9 WMUR of a patient sexually harassing nurses you will know who it is.

Billy D shushing his way down the slopes in VT to get in playing shape for golf.  So far the back is holding up with nightly massages from Gretchen.

Commish became Mr Mom to all Mrs Commish's animals when she took off for CA for a week.  Surprisingly the rabbit population went down by 50% when she was gone.  We did notice a sign in the Sullivan store for Sportsman's Club Game Dinner featuring Rabbit Stew.

Sid says the B Boys don't quit for the winter like the Pot Gamers do as you can see by the picture taken the day before Christmas as he headed out to play at East Mountain.   His family had him committed the next week.
 
Birdie has become a vegetarian after eating Moose meat for 32 straight days.  He even converted his "grow your own" hot house to vegetables instead of that green jagged edge plant that he was harvesting.