Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Happy New Year 2014




According to Mad Dog's prediction there are only 88 days until the first Pot Game, so start practicing.

House in Maine


Santa didn't bring House new golf clubs so he had to earn the money by heading to Maine to clear ice and tree limbs off of power lines.  Don't feel too sorry for him as he was earning triple overtime  wages for his efforts..


Cheez as given up golf for a new sport.  He has joined The Village's Precision Golf Cart Drill Team.  They perform at funerals and weddings so they are booked all the time.



Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Merry Christmas 2013



Have Yourself A Merry Little Pot Game

Have yourself a merry little Pot Game
Let your swing be right
From now on, our drives will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Pot Game
Make the other teams pay
From now on, our doubles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden (game) days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
So spin a shining ball upon the highest tier
And have yourself a merry little Pot Game now
Have yourself a merry little Pot Game
Let your swing be right
From now on, our drives will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Pot Game
Make the other teams pay
From now on, our doubles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden (game) days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
So spin a shining ball upon the highest tier
And have yourself a merry little Pot Game now

Billy D and Sr Pro sent in Christmas photos of their girlfriends for you to enjoy.

Gretchen



Suzy



To all fellow Pot Gamers Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from the staff of The Gazette.  Enjoy time with your families.


Thursday, December 12, 2013

Hot Chili On A Chilly Night

Deacon has done it again.. In the middle of winter's Holiday Season he is able to get most of the Pot Game regulars to come out on a cold night for some homemade chili, plump rolls, slices of pie and plenty of pitchers of beer.  After a few pitchers to loosen up the lips old stories and fresh rumors start flying around.

Blue Tees may be bidding us farewell as he has prepaid for a 2014 membership at Shattuck.  Makes sense as that is right in his backyard but he may be giving up his chance as an Invitational Captain in 2014.

Pudge sneaked in at the end of the night but with enough time left to buy a pitcher and stay off  Deacon's "Naughty List".  He had a big smile on his face just thinking about his upcoming dream date with Ginger that his buddy Billy D gave him for Christmas.

Skooger told Deacon he probably won't come back next year because there was no popcorn.  Just before the party started Deacon had the Bowling Alley owner move their big popcorn machine to the back room out of sight.  I am sure it was just to make more room for the party.

Deacon did catch another unsuspecting Bowler trying to steal a bowl full of chili.  He waited until the misguided soul had ladled it into his bowl and then he unleashed a powerful tongue lashing on the poor guy.  When he was done spewing his wrath, he told the guy he could take it.  The suspect did not try to grab a roll during his getaway.

Tractorman knocked down 5 bowls of chili, 4 rolls and 2 pieces of pie.  Nowhere near his record.   He does help bring the chili to the party as well as bring it home for the Deacon, so he may have fixed himself a snack coming and going.

There was a major malfunction this year.  It seems that right when the second batch of roll dough was rising, the first rolls weren't cooking very fast in the oven.  That's because the stove decided to expire after years of abuse by the Deacon.  So everything had to be transported to a neighbors house to be cooked.  According to Barbara who got blamed for the stove failure,  Deacon's blood pressure was through the roof.  Which may explain why his first two strings he bowled were not up to par.

Joey M is a closet bowling instructor.. Who knew.  After a few words with Deacon about how to move his hand a little to the right on his release, the strikes started going up on the score sheet big time.

Randy and Friends Tournament is really taking shape.  According to the host he has lined up several sponsors for next year.  One of them is rumored to be Dick's Sporting Goods who has agreed to place electronic scoreboards around the course for up to the minute standings and donate a dozen Titleist for each player .  Another is Clark Distributors who will be having beverage carts serve up ice cold beer for free..  There were a lot of excited Pot Gamers when they heard that news.  Especially the Invitational exiled (Fireman, Commish, Pudge, 40).

Speaking of exiled, Cheez called in from FL but the Deacon refused to talk with him because he used had used the "D" word five years ago to describe the rolls.  But Cheez did get to talk with lots of other Pot Gamers.  He gave them a blow by blow description of his last round all 82 strokes.

Commish announced he will be taking back his rightful place as head of the Pot Game in 2014.  House immediately starting writing out a petition to allow him to play the white tees again.  As he was passing it around for players to sign it got misplaced when it got to Joey M.  It was never seen again.

BB (Brad-Brian) and TJ were comparing notes over kid issues.  One has a dating teenager and the other a little perpetual pooping machine.  They were told it doesn't get any easier going forward.

Mad Dog announced Bretwood's opening day in 2014 will March 28th.  So the first Pot Game will be March 29th at 9am or when the frost is gone.  Be sure to pay for the Hole-In-One pool before you tee off.

Molasses Boy was seen talking with his old twilight partner George most of the night.  Which can mean only one thing.  He is planning on dumping Deacon as his partner and reuniting with George.

Billy D came early and left early to get ready for a long day of skiing the next day.  Birdie gave him a heads up that the best "spandex" watching at the Y is around 10am, when the bored housewives come out to exercise.  Billy D has been going at 7am when there is no spandex in sight just over sized sweat pants.

Triple N even showed.  He blew off volunteering helping feed the cold and poor homeless at the Keene shelter so he could get some nice hot chili.

Everyone agreed that they had a great time seeing all their friends and enjoying great food served up by Deacon and Barbara.  It is a lot of hard work and expense for Deacon and Barbara but it wouldn't seem like Christmas for them without doing it.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Shopping Tips Or Gift Suggestions


If you were thinking of getting 99 a winter hat or scarf for XMas make sure it is orange so it will match his jumpsuit he might be wearing for the next few months.

Dr Dave's wife is getting him new golf shoes with lead weight soles so his feet won't be moving when he hits his shots next summer.

Rizzo has asked Santa for a faster internet connection so he can send out twice as many high quality porno pic emails to all his friends.

Rama bought House a new lunch box for his mid-round snacks with the money he took off him this summer.  He let his daughter pick it out.


If you wanted to get Birdie a little something, why not a new tee shirt since he never wears collared golf shirts anyway.




They Are Cute!
Ever wonder why Otis plays in lots of scrambles during the summer; here is your answer.  Last Christmas his wife paid his way into a charity scramble called "Help Homeless Bunnies".  She thought it was for saving cute little bunnies who needed a farm to live on.  This is a picture of Otis's team of "Homeless Bunnies".  He is not getting the same present this year.

Joey M has asked for a few sessions with a sports psychologist to get over the emotional trauma of the Red Sox winning the World Series and his beloved NY Giants not making the playoffs.

Ginger

Billy D is going to surprise Pudge with a dream date with Gretchen's little sister Ginger.  She likes to watch golf on tv, going to NASCAR races, visiting Las Vegas and throwing down a few cold ones after a good workout.



Friday, December 6, 2013

It's Holiday Time

Gretchen
Billy D and Gretchen are into ski mode even though snow is in short supply.  Gretchen surprised Billy D by modeling her new "apres ski" outfit outside their VT lodge.  Some guys get all the luck.

Rejected 


Deacon this time of year is always trying out new chili recipes for his annual Bowling Alley Chili Party.  He uses the fussy neighborhood kids to do his taste tasting.  By the looks of things this recipe may not have made the cut.

Down He Goes
Captain Fireman wants his men to be prepared for any contingency including if Santa while making his rounds in Keene may get stuck in a chimney after indulging in one too many cookies.  So he has the newest KFD rookie lowered into old firehouse chimney so they can practice extraction.




Commish always looking for ways to earn a few bucks so he can feed the ever growing menagerie of animals Mrs Commish collects, has decided to dress up the alpacas in Santa hats and take them around to nursing homes for picture opportunities with the residents.  99 is his man on the inside setting up the appointments for a small cut.

 



Cheez made it back to his home in the Villages after freezing his butt off during his brief NH Thanksgiving stay.  The first thing he did when he got back was put up his Christmas decorations on his front lawn.  He decided it would be cool this year to decorate his palm tree.  For some reason his neighbors didn't share his enthusiasm.