Shopping Tips Or Gift Suggestions

If you were thinking of getting 99 a winter hat or scarf for XMas make sure it is orange so it will match his jumpsuit he might be wearing for the next few months.

Dr Dave's wife is getting him new golf shoes with lead weight soles so his feet won't be moving when he hits his shots next summer.

Rizzo has asked Santa for a faster internet connection so he can send out twice as many high quality porno pic emails to all his friends.

Rama bought House a new lunch box for his mid-round snacks with the money he took off him this summer.  He let his daughter pick it out.


If you wanted to get Birdie a little something, why not a new tee shirt since he never wears collared golf shirts anyway.

They Are Cute!

Ever wonder why Otis plays in lots of scrambles during the summer; here is your answer.  Last Christmas his wife paid his way into a charity scramble called "Help Homeless Bunnies".  She thought it was for saving cute little bunnies who needed a farm to live on.  This is a picture of Otis's team of "Homeless Bunnies".  He is not getting the same present this year.

Joey M has asked for a few sessions with a sports psychologist to get over the emotional trauma of the Red Sox winning the World Series and his beloved NY Giants not making the playoffs.

Ginger

Billy D is going to surprise Pudge with a dream date with Gretchen's little sister Ginger.  She likes to watch golf on tv, going to NASCAR races, visiting Las Vegas and throwing down a few cold ones after a good workout.