52 Days

Brad-Brian's New Range

Opening Day according to Mad Dog is on March 28th which is only 52 days away.  Chuckie and Brad-Brian will be in mid season form because of their new indoor practice ranges.  TJ was going to put one in his new garage but was nervous it wouldn't be safe with a heavy snow load on the roof since it already collapsed once.

Commish has been busy writing new Pot Game rules for when he takes over in 2014.  One of the rules is aimed at Molasses Boy, which says you need to play in 3:45 minutes or less.  If not your team will incur a two stroke penalty. He tried to have Bear give him the Hole-In-One pool money but Bear refused when he found out he wanted to use it to buy rabbit food.

Birdie is close to retiring from the "Battle Of The Beav" because his opponent (Commish) has been noncompetitive in the last few matches.  Birdie is thinking of calling out Pudge for more of a challenge.  Commish might be able to start a new "Hat" match with House. 

Cheez sent a letter to the "Big House" asking for a May-June only membership discount.  He thinks his house will be sold by July and he will be back in the Villages by midsummer.  Mad Dog said after the laughter died down in the "Big House", they used the letter as a fire starter in the woodstove.  So I guess the Cheez will have to buy a full membership or pay green fees.

Deacon took note as to who bought pitchers of beer at his "Chili Party" and who didn't.  He will be calling out those players who didn't on the deck to buy a rack or face his wrath all summer.  Speaking of Deacon, even though he is in a slightly weaken state chances are he will still be able to clear families off the deck in less than 3 minutes with his "F" laced language and booming voice.

Sorry to say if you didn't already commit to "Randy & Friends" it is too late.  Tractorman reports that he has a waiting list of 12 players hoping someone will drop out.  It promises to be a major event for a long time to come. But we have it on good authority that the Invitational has only filled half their field so far.  So if you are looking to play you might want to ask Blue Tees if he can help you get an invite as he is rumored to be one of the Captains this year.

KFD Pole

Fireman is determined to cure his slice this summer.  One of the golf instruction articles he read over the winter talked about curing the slice by building up your forearms.  So he has been climbing up the fire pole instead of sliding down it all winter.  He can't use the pole on Friday nights though as that is reserved for the "After Hour" entertainment KFD amateur stripper contest.  Friday night duty is very popular.