Is It Spring Yet?

Ready For Opening Day

Hard to believe Opening Day is 25 days away.  Mad Dog's crystal ball predicts global warming will kick in the third week of March and melt all the snow just in time for the 28th.  The Big House shut all the underground heaters off in a cost saving measure other wise they were going to have to raise membership fees.  But they found a way to clear the course in order to be ready, they are trying out a new snow blower.  The told the dealership they will make a decision when they have finished clearing the course whether they will buy or not.

Luke in a Putin like attempt tried to wrestle control of Bretwood from the Big House this winter.  But he was caught before he could acquire enough stock.  So now instead of being in the line of succession he has been cut off and written out of the will.  Mini took his place.

Clearwater Beach

Billy D and Gretchen just got back from sunny Florida.  They spent several days hanging out with Billy's kids on Clearwater Beach.  If you look real close you can see Gretchen topless in the upper right hand corner of the picture Billy sent us.

Deacon has been fighting off pneumonia so he been unable to work on recruiting players for the Invitational.  Tractorman has sent him his waiting list from "Randy & Friends" to help him fill out his field.  What a nice guy.

Pudge has not announced how may Red, White & Blue tournaments he is planning on hosting this year.  He did say that now that the new (old) Commish is back in charge, he made add an extra one because he knows how much Commish loves the format.

Ginger

Speaking of the Commish, he told the Gazette he will not be playing until the temperature hits 50 degrees which could be June at this rate.  Too bad because Pudge said he was having Ginger caddy for him on Opening Day and the Commish really wanted to meet her.

The Hole-In-One pool is currently at $880 for those players who paid for all three previous pools.  So with the new one this year it will be worth over $1,000.  That's a lot of beers.  So practice your iron play before opening day.