Succumbed To The Pressure

Bretwood Under Blanket of Snow 3/27/14

Mad Dog in an exclusive interview with the Bretwood Pot Game Gazette admitted that he predicted Opening Day for March 29th while he was under tremendous pressure from the Big House to produce early season revenue.  They were spoiled when he sold hundreds of memberships on St Patricks Day in 2012.  He went to extremes to try to make his prediction come true, he purchased dozens of Pink Lady golf balls for Pot Gamers to use on the snow covered fairways, he ordered snow blowers to clear the greens, stocked up on hot chocolate for the Snack Shacks and bought extra hand warmers to give out on the first tee.  But alas the new old Commish told him to "forget about it", there would be no official Pot Game until the course is clear of snow, green grass is showing and temps are in the low 60s.  As we left the interview we watched as Mad Dog dialed Skooger's cellphone to see if he could unload his Pink Lady golf balls on him.
 

Porky's New Venture

Porky checked in with the Gazette to let us know he has given up golf and has opened a new venture.  Since he has been on the West Coast he has fallen in love with sushi.  So he has decided to open his own restaurant.  He sent us a picture of his establishment.

Billy D is exhausted after following up a 120 round 2013 golf season with a record setting 36 days of skiing in VT.  Usually skiing is over before he polishes up his golf clubs but this year he will transition right into golf with boots and skis still caked with snow.  Good thing he has Gretchen to massage his aches and pains.

Sally thought Cheez was playing way to much golf and not enjoying it, so she found him a job.  The Villages opened a new Pharmacy and Cheez was hired for the night shift.  Night shift at the Villages is between Early Bird Hour and Bed time 4:30pm to 8:30pm.  Cheez mentioned he mostly fills Viagra and Cialis prescriptions along with nitroglycerine tablets.

Bear Cave

Brad-Brian sent in pictures of his new indoor range complete with golf mat, net, beer fridge and golf signs hanging on the wall.  He has been practicing all winter long in what he calls the "Bear Cave".  The editor of The Gazette was humbled to think Brad-Brian would name his range after him.  What an honor.  He invites all Pot Gamers to head over to hit a few and chug a few brews before the course opens .

Gary with TJ's Ball

TJ has already received the first X of 2014.  He received the honor of earliest X ever when he sneaked off to FL to play golf with Cheez while pretending he was working hard.  He did meet his match when he sliced a drive near a pond on one of The Villages premier courses and it was gobbled up by Gary the Gator. 

Fireman needs a new name.  Truck was appropriate when he actually drove a firetruck, but now with his lofty new assistant chief title it is time to get him a new nickname.  So send in your suggestions to the Gazette. 

Ginger

Pudge has been out straight at Dick's dealing with all the new golf inventory, so he wasn't able to break away for a "Spring Break" with Ginger.  But it didn't stop her as she headed off to Fl with her sister Gretchen for a few days of fun in the sun.