Little Bits and Pieces

Commish Buying Another Hat

Birdie has notified Pudge he needs a new opponent to play against in the 2015 Battle of the Beav.  Commish proved to be way too easy over the last couple of years.  Pudge sent him back a short list of potential opponents for him to pick through.  Dougie, Joey M, Sandy or "Comeback Kid" TJ. No word on whom he has selected.

The Big House has announced a dues reduction for the first time in history.  Mad Dog says the course won't be open until June 1st because of the 10' of snow the height of two Minis , so the dues will be $1,045 instead of $1,050.

Otis was mentioned in the Deacon's will.  Deacon left strict instructions to Joey M to never allow Otis back into the Invitational.  It seems Otis committed to play a few years ago and then at the last moment backed out when he got an offer to go water skiing instead.  He never forgot or forgave him...

The One Who Became A Villager has been demoted from the Sticks group to the Toothpicks.  According to our sources players in the Sticks were tired of him putting to palm fronds instead of cups,  backhanding 6" putts that lip out,  asking where is ball went off the tee,  clearing his throat when his team mates where putting and always playing Top Flites.

Randy & Friends Tournament has a new format.  It is a pick your own two man team event that is one hole.  All teams tee off on 15 North and play alternate shot all the way to 12 South.  Low score wins.  Get your request in early because it will be a limited field.

Chuckster has been asked by the acting Commish to do all the selections of the teams for the 2015 Weekend Pot Games.  Mad Dog has agreed to step down after he admitted he doesn't know how to make even teams when there are 18 players.  He is still convinced it has to be 3 teams of four and 2 teams of three.

Pudge took a job as a sales rep for an golf equipment manufacturer.  CNM Company which makes drivers.  Pudge's first three customers Chimney, Fireman and Billy D.  Name of the driver Cut No More.  TJ tried to get fitted but Pudge told to hold off because they are working on a SNM model which would be perfect for him.

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