Tractorman is making "Randy & Friends" the tournament to be invited to play in for 2012. The Gazette has learned that he has already secured a sponsor in "Dick's Sporting Goods" who is donating prizes for closest to the pin on all par 3s throughout the weekend plus a new custom fit TaylorMade R11s Driver for every member of the winning team. Wow... Fireman will be hosting the "Pick'em Party" and will be serving 2" thick Porterhouse steaks donated by "Paul's Choice" with a table full of side dishes donated by "Luca's". Unbelievable... Mad Dog has agreed to close the course for the weekend to assure all the participants enjoy a relaxed pace of play and has made a very generous donation of free golf carts for everyone. Really... All the signage, electronic scoring and special website were donated by "SteelPen Productions". That's Is Sweet... An unconfirmed rumor is that The Golf Channel is sending Kelly Tilghman to cover the event. No Way...
If you haven't yet received your invitation it is too late, but you may be on a waiting list. Don't be fooled by someone with Don King hair trying to give you a secret handshake and trying to tell you are now in the Tournament. He is not Tractorman, he is an imposter who use to run a similar (but much smaller scale) tournament a few years ago.
The Gazette will be there with wall to wall coverage of every shot, shank, hook, slice, skull, chip, chunk...well you get the idea.
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