Monday, August 19, 2013

Old Classic Remember When

Remember when Mad Dog fired Deacon for tee marker placement on 16 North requiring a duck hook to hit the green?
Remember when the Pot Game had a Commissioner?
Remember when Johnny Hilow would tell you to keep your putt inside the hole?
Remember when Deacon wanted to have a Gold Game Tournament and only two people signed up?
Remember when Cheez would be a top pick in the Invitational?
Remember when Brad-Brian only had one name but Cheez didn't know what it was?
Remember when Commish wouldn't let Loy have a cigarette until he made a par?
Remember when House played the white tees?
Remember when Chuckie could play the weekend Pot Games?
Remember when Walt was the starter and Sid was just a B Boy?
Remember when Bretwood had a member guest tournament?
Remember when Chimney got a piece of every Pot for two months?
Remember when Billy D's kids use to ask him for money for ice cream instead weddings and new cars?
Remember when Triple N sold used sports equipment?
Remember when Pudge use to run the Frosty Tournament snowing or not?
Remember when it snowed in mid October and the Pot Games were over for the year?
Remember when Skooger ate three bowls of popcorn all by himself?
Remember how much Joey M enjoyed getting "The Vulch" on his team every week?
Remember when Hooky Madison aka Papas declared the blue tees a joke and never played again?
Remember when Commish had an accident three years in a row (falling down stairs, crashing cart into ditch, smashing his thumb) on the same date?
Remember when Dr Dave had the hottest assistant ever that use to take half hour golf lessons from Pudge that lasted three hours?
Remember when how miserable everyone felt when "The One Who Moved To The Cape" played and won all the time?
Remember when there use to be four Roy Boys playing?
Remember when Sr Pro was a huge fan of "Jungle Juice" during the Roy Boy Open?
Remember when Bear's belt broke during the Cities and he was afraid to swing because his shorts might fall down?
Remember when Luke was single and didn't have to look at his smartphone texts to see if he could play golf?
Remember when Birdie and Billy D visited the Cheez at his house in the The Villages and Sally yelled at them to "Shut Up And Go To Bed" at 2:30am?
Remember when Forty ran the Twilight League?
Remember when Fireman's dog didn't have a limp from being run over by BB?
Remember when Jay Esch and Skrocki would tune up for the weekend by playing a gold game on Friday?
Remember when Porky was almost was an owner of Bretwood when he dated a member of the "Big House" family?
Remember when Bill Maguire now known as Jerry couldn't break 90 in first few Pot Games because he was nervous?
Remember when Dougie was nicknamed the Ryder Cup Star?
Remember when Mini declared to his team they should pay his $20 because he carried them to victory?
Remember when Dickie Mac never liked his team on the first tee and wasn't shy about expressing his displeasure?
Remember when there was no Gazette?
Remember when Rama took down the House in last years Invitational despite the fact House played the white tees?
Remember when Pete's nickname reflected what he did for work instead of how fast he plays golf?
Remember when Tractorman's shanks were cured after having his shoulder cut open?
Remember when New Orleans Nicky would wear his tank top and shoot 72?
Remember when Deacon kept track of who bought a rack and who didn't?
Remember when Otis never got to play the North Course because he could only play Sunday which was always the South Course?
Remember when TJ had no nickname and was known as the new guy with a snap hook?
Remember when Blue Tees two minutes after accepting his invite into The Invitational told Deacon he had some changes in the format he might want to use?
Remember when Sully would tell his wife the reason he was late coming home because there was a frost delay in July?
Remember when Brett would hit his drives three fairways over instead of the two he hits now with his 3 wood?
Remember when Sandy drove the 1st green North in the R,W & B and three putted for a par?
Remember when Jay S used Vinny's size 13 EEE shoes to tamp down the snow on the greens in the Frosty in order to putt?
Remember when Ernie with a giant cigar sticking out of his mouth and his glasses on waddled over to Bear and asked him why he calls him "Penguin"?
Remember when Hagen actually worked full time behind the Pro Shop counter?

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