Lots Of Leftovers

Congrats to Triple N on his victory in the Sr Division of the Keene Cities tournament a week ago.  He posted a pair of 75s which was good for a two stroke victory.  Otis with a furious comeback from his 83 at KCC shot a 73 good enough for 3rd place.  John Hollar part time Pot Gamer finished 4th and Bear 6th with a pair of 80s.  Other Senior Division Pot Gamers placing were Billy D, Jay Esch, Tractorman, Little Bow Pete,  House, Fireman, Jay Smith, Bill Maguire, Skrocki and Rama. TJ playing with the kids (half his age) had a respectable finish in the Open Division with a tie for 6th.  Rumor has it from the Committee that in 2014 KCC will be eliminated and both rounds will be played a good old Bretwood.  To say KCC was tricked up to have high scores was an understatement.  There were numerous stories being told of three and four putts as well as players putting off the green on 17.

Little Bow Pete was given a new nickname after his slow play at KCC.  From now on he will be known as "Molasses Boy"  as in slow as....  Other members of his foursome were able to take cat naps as he prepared to take his shot.

Cheez after a week long break up north at his timeshare has found his game.  It only took four tubs of range balls to dig it out of the dirt.  He did forget to practice his putting though so those low 70 scores he was planning on peeked in the high 70s.  He did not go out to eat at any Chinese Restaurants while on vacation.

If you have not paid Deacon $120 for his Invitational you are officially on his "shit list" and he is looking for you.  At last count he had 20 players hoping to get 24.  The strongest rumor for Captains is Billy D vs Birdie as of last week.  The rematch of Bear vs Cheez is fading fast along with Deacon vs Blue Tees.  House vs Rama is still under consideration which is making House twitch even more than usual.

There is no truth to the rumor that the Gazette is for sale and that John Henry is looking to buy it for the 70 Million the price he bought the Boston Globe for; although we would have to consider it.

Natasha

Billy D has been going for weekly massages since January to keep his game in shape.  But it wasn't his golf game he was talking about by the look at his masseuse Natasha.

Jay Smith needs a nickname.  It could be about his age looks 60 but is only 50 or anything you can think of; let us know. we will pick the best one.  Speaking of which, Bill Maguire will be known as Jerry for the foreseeable future or until we come up with a better one.  If you have to ask. you don't get out to the movies very often do you.

Chuckie is taking reservations for the month of February for the use of his state of the art driving range in his new "Big House".  January is already sold out.  He told Bonnie the range would pay for itself and he might be right based on the response so far.