Monday, October 22, 2012

Breaking News: Bullwinkle Dead

Birdie called the Gazette a few minutes after 9am this morning to report he shot his moose weighing in over 700 lbs with 9 points. His Sherpa TJ was at his side for the last three days as they traversed swamps and woods mile after mile. It took three days of hunting to bag their big boy but it also took a toll on the lucky lottery winner Birdie as his knees were aching as was his neck from sleeping in a chair. However Birdie now knows every golf score TJ shot for the entire summer as well as where all his longest drives came on which holes, that's really what wore him down.



Great White Hunter Exhausted


Birdie and Sherpa TJ holding Bullwinkle by his rack

They had an official photographer with them to capture the moment. TJ told the Gazette, Birdie spotted Bullwinkle and took him down with one shot in a logged off area. Birdie brought along some "twine" to haul away his moose.




Looks more like clothes line than hauling rope. We have no idea how they are going to get Bullwinkle out of the woods and to the check-in station.  But if they make it back to civilization it  looks like moose meat for all Pot Gamers... Congratulations to Birdie and TJ

Update:  Bullwinkle Hauled Away By Tractor

1 comment:

  1. I got nothing against hunting, but my rabbits are smarter than a moose. How can you shoot a moose.

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