With over 35 Pot Gamers playing at various times through out the Summer, there are categories that certain players fit into. Here are the top five in various catergories.
Most Oblivious To Their Surrounding Or Partners
1. Red Dunn- Drives his cart to his ball even if it blocks his partners approach shot to green and constantly walks through putting lines of others
2. Little Bow Pete- makes a habit of walking through partners putting lines on the greens
3. House- Tries to drive every hole ignoring Captains advise and definitely dances in partners lines on the green.
4. Cabot- Always tries to putt out even if it means walking in everybody's line.
5. Cheez- Thinks getting a pin is beneath him and after he misses a putt tends to mumble while others are putting.
Most Likely To Recount Every Shot After His Round
1. TJ- with emphasis on how far it went.
2. Cheez- mostly the misses or near misses
3. Mad Dog- lots of missed putt talk
4. Penguin- from missed drives to missed putts
5. Bear- all about the ones that didn't fall forgetting about the ones that did
Most Likely To Roll His Eyes
1. Commish- usually followed by caustic remark
2. Pudge- after someone says something stupid on the deck
3. Murt- doesn't really need a reason
4. Dickie Mack- hates everything
5. Deacon- when any of his mortal enemies talk (that's everyone except Joey M)
Most Likely Makes You Close Your Eyes When They Putt 4 Footers
1. Red Dunn- Too much rolling hands back and forth
2. Chuckie- perfect practice swing every time
3. Cabot- hooks a lot
4. Rama Yama- lots of body torque
5. Deacon- been known to miss and keep walking to his truck
Most Likely To Find Fairway With Drive
1. Dougie- Straight is his only ball flight
2. Penquin- very low worm burners
3. Triple N- hover look bad but works
4. Sandy- high towering shots
5. Birdie- stinger when he needs it
Who drove House away?
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