Thursday, March 28, 2013

See You Soon...Maybe?

 
March 28th View Of 14 &15 North
It looks like the underground heating system has worked its magic and the snow is almost all gone.  Which means the Mad Dog may soon have to go back to work (if you call 10 hrs a week work).  Billy D will be putting his skis back in the closet and slipping his new Taylor Made irons in his bag.  The Roy Boys will be formulating their excuses why they can't play.  Commish will be watching the thermometer to see if his fingers will be warm enough to play.  Cheez starts to plan his northern migration for the last time (arrival expected May 15th).  Birdie breaks out his two Championship hats to wear in front of the Commish.  Fireman adjusts his work schedule so he is available to play every day.  Forty starts hitting wedges from his yard over Mini's house onto the 8th green to prepare his short game. Bear shovels the two feet of snow off his range mat so he can hit wedges into the snow banks still in his yard.  Skrocki puts his new sleeve of balls (Top Flights) Santa brought him in his bag with his other gently used balls.  Deacon has been practicing lining up all his twenties facing in the same direction in case he gets asked to manage the pot. Suzy orders Sr Pro to get his F___ing Ass off his bar stool and onto the golf course with fellow Pot Gamers.  Jay Esh hits his FL putting green hard to be ready for when he heads north.  TJ will be putting his 12 new swing theories into play.  Chuckster can't wipe the smile off his face after hundreds of Bartender interviews for his new Men's Lounge.  Tractorman prepares to cut his first diabolical pin placements of the 2013 season.  Triple N holds out hope he will actually get a real nickname (not).  Murt plans his comeback with his new Sully supplied hip.  Chimney puts down his brushes and picks up his toed in slicing clubs.  Dougie covers up his drafting board and places his clubs in the trunk of his car.  Rama changes his cell number so The Big House can't call him mid round.  Sandy plots how he will win the Club Championship.  Joey M packs away his Giant gear and breaks out his pinstripes.  Pudge prepares his who's hot and who's not list so he knows who to tap for the Pro Am circuit.  Blue Tees has to decide what color Master's hat he wants as the winner of the match the Pot Gamer to PGA Pro contest.  Skooger breaks open his piggy bank so he can buy popcorn on the deck.  Little Bow Pete finally removed the surgery screws he has been carrying around for two years in his golf bag.  Hagen throws his hat in the ring for Week Day Commissioner.  Lenny raises the price of his house so he doesn't have to live at the Villages yr round with you know who.  Brad-Brian petitions Commish for reinstatement (still pending).  Otis has his handicap just where he wants it after posting online scores for FL courses which he never played.  Mini claims he had a mini stroke over the winter and lost peripheral vision in his right eye (just like Daddy).  Luke has been drawing up plans for changes to the course and clubhouse for when he takes over in 2017 (It it will be called Lukewood).  House is a B Boy so who cares.

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