Snow Bound Tales

Chuckie's New Bartender-Katie

It is rumored The Big House will be announcing a major dues increase because of the expected late opening of the course and the cost over runs of the Chuckster's new Men's lounge and locker room.  Chuckster has pleaded his case that the increase in bar revenue will more than make up for any green fee loses.  Based on the look of who he has hired he may be right.

Blue Tees will be in mid season form if we ever get to play.  He played with the Cheez at the Villages a few weeks ago.  Cheez a shadow of his former self (mid 80s shooter) was no match for Blue Tees so he hosted him for lunch instead.

Commish will be implementing some new rules this year.  If you can't play in 3.5 hrs then you and your partners will get an X.  He has one maybe two players in mind that he will be placing on the front tees (red) to keep them competitive.  A few more players may become "White Tee Sluts".  He has pledged he won't try to sabotage the "Gold Game" again like he did last year.  He has also pledged to play more than his pitiful number of appearances (almost Roy Boy like) last year.

The Vulch has been working hard on his game at the Villages.  He sent word back to the Gazette that he is thinking of playing in the Pot Games again this summer.  When he plays at 6am by himself, he has nobody to blame for his poor play.  He really misses playing with Mad Dog and Joey M.  We are sure they miss him too... :)

Mad Dog has been practicing his driving skills to try to improve for his loss of peripheral vision.  He has Mini stand in his driveway like a highway cone and he steers around him.  So far Mini has only had to jump out of the way five times.  His driving is improving or maybe it is the orange jumpsuit Mini wears that helps him out.

Little Bow Pete has been holding tryouts for a new league partner.  With George out of commission and Deacon on IR, he is desperate.  The first requirement is someone who will take the pledge to never under any circumstances concede a putt to the opponent.  What he is finding is not all golfers need to win at all costs, some people actually enjoy just playing the game and having a few beers.  So as of right now he has no partner.

Forty is making plans to hold his own tournament this summer.  He hasn't named it yet or set a date.  We have heard that the course will be set up with all dogleg lefts.  He and Tractorman are busy laying out the holes and tee locations.  I guess he doesn't want his Brother to succeed... Fireman may make his own tournament where every hole goes to the right.  Then you would want Fireman, Chimney or a duck hooking TJ on your team.