Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Believe It Or Not

Danny Roy "Mixologist" says he is going to play every weekend this summer.  Then he shows up for his first Pot Game on June 1st. His phone rang only seconds after completing his round directing him to get home before he could sit down to enjoy a cold beer on the deck.

Deacon will shoot under 77 in at least one Pot Game this summer. His average score will be 85 but for one magical moment with Joe Mills as his Captain all his putts will drop, his chips will have air under them and his drives will tower high and straight.

Commish will retire from the "Battles With Birdie" as he can't take losing and will set his sights on his new opponent Loy.  Winner will get a carton of cigarettes.

Rama will win the Hole-In-One pool on the 3rd hole North using his new hybrid which he hasn't bought yet.

Mad Dog decides to only use 1.5 rails on his driver because he hits it dead straight and who needs distance anyway.  Starts shooting low 70s high 60s and declares himself back.

Cheez realizes he has no purpose when he plays so reinstates his "auto dog" matches with Bear.   Bear takes his winnings in Walgreen stock, which nets him a tidy profit.

Pudge trademarks tournament names that are named after colors, Red, White & Blue and Gold Game and offers to allow the Pot Game use of them for a percentage of the Pot.  He also trademarked the name "The Invitational".
Meet Holly Apartment 12 B in Billy D's complex

Billy D says he has a bad back and has to rest by his apartment's pool to rehab. 

Fireman moves the weight in his driver to the toe instead of the heal and starts hitting draws.  He has never seen the left side of any fairway and doesn't know how to play into the greens from there.  His scores soar.

Dougie only plays on windy days.  Doesn't want to wreck his scoring average over the rest of the field.

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