Pre Thanksgiving Morsels

In their year long battle of a dollar a hole, Mad Dog two weeks ago lost $5 to Bear to move the YTD total in Bear's favor by $2.  It swung back and forth with Bear taking a $14 lead in the spring and Mad Dog peaking at $41 dollars during Bear's three month slump.  But with Mad Dog losing his peripheral vision the putts stopped dropping and drives went off to the right and the dollars moved to the Bear.  Mad Dog announced that he is retiring from competition next year.  Since he un-retired at least 8 times this fall we shall see what happens on the links in 2013.

Little Bow Pete couldn't match The Great White Hunter Birdie's Moose or The Sherpa TJ's Obama Country Bullwinkle, so headed west all the way to Iowa.  But he did find they grow them big out there as his trophy pic shows.  230 lbs shot from twenty yards with custom bow that he bought online.







Deacon's Annual Chili Party will be held December 12th at 6pm at the Bowling Alley.  Don't eat much that day as there is a mountain of food.  Be sure to compliment Barbara for all her hard work cooking the chili and mouth watering rolls, because you know the Deacon won't.  You should thank Deacon for your invite and he does take notice of how bowls you consume.  Stay out of Tractorman's way when he is circling back for more, those elbows are sharp.  Bring a few bucks to buy a pitcher of beer or three.  No Villagers need RSVP as this notice is not intended for them as per order of The Deacon.

Cheez has been given a gift of a lifetime by his children for his 70th birthday.  He is headed out to Pebble Beach and Spyglass in early December.  He has wanted to do that for over 30 years.  Now that he can't hit a ball out of his shadow and with the boys assured they will win every match, they invited him to go.