Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Back By Popular Demand

Birdie was the only one brave enough to challenge "the one who moved to the Cape" to $1 a birdie match?
Billy D drank Bud Light and never had to handle the pot money?
Commish after over indulging on the deck would take a cat nap in his chair with lit cigarette in hand?
Roy Boys got the name Bushmen for pissing off the deck into the bushes?
Cheez was too cheap to play Titleist so he bought Top Flights instead?
Bretwood actually had a member-guest tournament?
Blue Tees could shoot in the 70s from the blue tees?
Rama tried to explain the game of cricket on the deck to half-in-bag Pot Gamers?
Joey M had to pay cart fee for his daughter to watch him play?
Sr Pro was given a fantasy girlfriend Suzy by Gazette and Cheez wanted to know how long their relationship had been going on?
Mad Dog would hit high towering drives at Pro Ams only to watch Bear's low sinking line drives roll by him?
Skrocki would bring his girlfriend to the Pot Game which would make all his teammates be creative where they took a piss during the round?
Pot Gamers who pulled an empty beer from a rack looking for a cold one would be called an "Augy Doggy"?
Deacon's wrap on his putter grip was actually white not five shades of gray?
Jay Esch could actually bend over to pick his ball out of the cup and not plunger it out?
Bow Pete went by the name Pistol Pete?
TJ had a garage built twice by the same builder before and after it collapsed?
Triple N sold used sports equipment instead of used houses?
Brett would hit his drives four fairways over instead of the two he does now?
Otis was a lovable sandbagger instead of the well oiled scoring machine he is now?
Chimney went on a six week winning streak of getting large chunks of the pot?
Chuckie invented the "Cheez" bucket so he didn't have to watch Cheez cry pulling $4 from his wallet.
Brad-Brian used to use Scotty-Steve as his personal ATM machine?
Skooger made a 9 on 16 south when teams were playing all scores count on Par 3s?
House was too cheap to pay for two years of hole in one pool money so only got half the Pot?
Tractorman set the tomahawk record for one round with 5?
Pudge created Red White & Blue and Nine At Nine tournaments?
Dougie hand picked his team for his road trip Pot Game to Vermont?
Fireman made his hole in one on 12 south with Deacon's "better get up" words ringing in his ears?
Forty pedaled around downtown Keene looking for bad guys?
Sandy drove the 1st green north in Red White & Blue and promptly three putted for par?

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