This and That

Pudge has announced Monday May 27th as his date for the first 2013 Red, White and Blue tournament. He is hoping for at least 24 players to attend. So dig out your Patriotic wardrobe and have it ready for Monday. Pudge said the best dressed Pot Gamer will get a bag of Dick's finest fake wooden tees as a prize. For Blue Tees it is a chance to step back on his favorite tees one last time. House may breakdown when he finds out he can actually tee off on the whites 6 times without getting an X.

The Gazette has confirmation from sources inside both the Commish camp and Cheez camp that both will be attending at least one Pot Game this weekend. So on Saturday will it be the moldy old Cheez whose game is rusty because he traveled 1400 miles from FL with stops in NC, who shows up first or will it be the former iron fisted Commish, who use to bark his orders from his perch on the upper balcony of the club house who has to travel 8 miles from his farm in Sullivan with donkey shit on his shoes? Who you got?

Bretwood food services have announced that they have added fresh hot homemade pizza to the snack shacks menu. It will will be served by the slice. So along with last years additions of lobster rolls, breakfast burritos and jumbo hot dogs you can chow down in style at the turn. Now that is what we call member service.

Scouting reports:
Mad Dog claims he has found the missing pieces to his game. We haven't seen any 68s posted though. Could be his Birthday wish for Monday when he becomes SS eligible.

Billy D will hit a fade and will score between 84-86. Take it to the bank.

Rama has his game back. Lots of solid hits but near misses on putts keeping him from 70s.

Little Bow Pete turns from a solid B player into a weak D player when he has Bear as his Captain. So don't pick their team when they are matched up.

Loy has hit the ground running with two solid rounds in his first weekend. Commish better watch out.

Deacon is driven to drink because he hits towering drives, crisp irons, one check pitches and holes long putts, but when he adds up his score card its still 85. Of course Pot money still flows into his pockets on the deck despite the mystery of his scoring.

Tractorman has been quietly scoring in the 70s and supplementing his income with generous portions of the Pot.

Birdie has his putting locked in but his stinger driver is a little weak and crooked. Don't count him out for another victory in the "Battle At The Beav" just yet though.