Back On Track

Cheez Celebrating His 79 And 12 Cent Victory

Cheez checked in with the Gazette yesterday to report he is starting to pack up and prepare for his long drive home.  He should arrive on the scene by May 5th.  Billy D and Fireman are in training so they can maintain pace for the seven day a week pounding their bodies will take trying to keep up with the Cheez.  After weeks of duck hooks and putts that never reach the cup, Cheez finally broke 80 on one of the little nine hole courses at The Villages.  He had to drop out of the "Sticks" group due to bad play.  He now plays Lenny for a penny a hole.  He was excited when he broke 80 but he was more excited because he took 12 cents off of Lenny.