Did You Ever Notice

Pudge usually wins a side or two when he shows up.  Deacon has no place to hold a beer because he has an inhaler in one hand and a cigarette in the other.  Tractorman in a little slump has decided to take his frustration out on the White Tee Boys wanting them kicked to the B Group.  Hulslander scans the parking lot from the deck to make sure Commish is nowhere in sight before he goes to his car.  Commish is way too mellow after taking a year off.  Mad Dog has no advantage on the rock hard fairways because his flicks float to the ground vs TJ who gets 50 yards of roll.  Penguin's drives are never effected by the wind because they never get that high.  Birdie is paying Bear in real dollars not mythicals anymore.  Fireman had to learn the rules of lacrosse so he could watch his daughter's games.  Blue Tees playing the White Tees is collecting lots of skin money.  Billy D went from a hooker to a fader.  Mic Lights aren't as popular as they use to be.  Hilow never misses a fairway or make a putt his team doesn't need. The low flood spots on the course are all being filled in or mounded.  Roy Boys are on the endangered species list. Skoog has improved his play and is now competitive.  Dougie is the best two man you could have on your team, very steady that's why Mad Dog makes sure Bear never gets him.  40 can't make up his mind what beer he likes.  Skrocki has become a B man.  Triple N has a phobia about grounding his driver.  Only one person drinks Bud Light draft.  There are only two players who can hit the "Feather Duster Driver" where most players hit their 5 iron, Birdie and his mentor Commish.  Otis use to be the only one who could reach in two certain par 5s before this new crop of "white tee bombers".  Pistol Pete is afraid to talk on the deck for fear of a X.  Mini will actually play this year even if Daddy isn't.  Sandy is again practicing with his new shoulder and expects to be a player in less than a month. Rama has drifted away from the Pot Game again.  Jay Esh only plays on Sunday. Hagen is a mid week regular.  Chimney is usually putting his team to victory out of the C player position.  Lenny is a more popular Mid Week Commissioner than the Cheez. Chuckie unlike Mad Dog can actually take phone calls, collect green fees and pass out cart keys all at the same time.