What's Not To Love

Cheez With Top Flights

The ever popular Cheez is on his way back to the Pot Game from The Villages.  He will be in NC later tonight and will be staying about a week (or until his son Doodleburger can't take it any more).  He expects to arrive home around the 3rd or 4th of May.  
 The Top Reasons Pot Gamers love him:
1. Trendsetter: uses Top Flights even though son Eric The Red gives him dozens of Titleist Pro Vs
2. Conversationalist: He is never at a loss for words while playing.  Most of the time you just listen while he recounts his shots and why they didn't do what he thought they would.
3. Fashion Plate: Wears shorts from the time he comes home until he leaves in the fall regardless of the temperature.
4. Durable: Plays 7 days a week no matter what the weather even if it means playing by himself.
5. Soundologist : Unique gift of creating grunts, groans, moans usually on the green
6. Thrifty: Very generous in buying beers when the hardcore deck dwellers are left (2 or 3 Pot Gamers)
7. Tolerant: Although very conservative he is tolerate of the most liberal Pot Gamer
8. Inclusive: Tries to involve his playing partners by asking after every shot he hits "Where did that go?"
9. Thoughtful: He usually picks up and returns to the cup 1 flag stick per 18 holes
10. Inventive:  Only Pot Gamer to have two shots named after him.  The "Philly" when you hit the ball so close to the hole you feel you should not have to putt it and you don't and the "Cheez It" which is when you finish every putt over 18 holes three inches short of the cup.