No Way

Deacon is planning a Welcome Home Party for Cheez's arrival in 15 days.  Billy D and Fireman have purchased a summer supply of ear plugs for Cheez's arrival.  Pudge has been recruiting players from Maine with Sully's help to play in the Pro Ams with him.  Mad Dog and Bear both made multiple triple bogeys or worst but their team still won the Mid Week Pot Game over Triple N's team.  TJ thinks his swing is getting better because he is launching it 300 yards off the tee but everyone is hitting it 30 yards longer because of the rock hard fairways. The river is so low if you hook it left of 14N you can still play it from the mud where the river use to be.  Skrocki was seen at Dick's Sporting Goods buying new Bridgestone balls by the dozens.  Lobster Rolls will be available in both Snack Shacks starting June 1st.  Jay Esh hired a Laser Company over the winter to create 3D models of all 36 holes so he won't be asking which way his putts break anymore.  Mini tells his next door neighbor 40 he got Daddy's permission for the 40mobile to be used on the course at no cost.  Commish has agreed to give Huslander private chipping lessons at his farm, so I guess Hulslander's new nickname "Skully" won't be around for long. Blue Tees sent Commish an email with a list of 56 suggestions for changes to the Pot Game.  Penguin doesn't wear glasses anymore and was missing his cigar but his walk is unmistakeable.  Tractorman has vowed to cut pins only in the middle of every green.  Dougie B petitioned the Commish to be made a Captain because he has been shooting lower than all his Captains so far.  The Blue Tees are a joke so we will be playing from the Golds from now on.   Pistol Pete's game stinks so he is having screws put back in his ankle.  Joey M reports Deacon bribed the Doctors to keep him in the hospital so he can't break Deacon's record of hitting balls two weeks after knee replacement surgery.  Coach may make an appearance to keep the tradition of a Roy Boy in the Pot Game.  Chimney named his new driver "White Wand Of Death". Billy M will only socialize with Lenny and Cheez in NH because he doesn't want to be seen in The Villages.  Black, Yellow and White in combination aren't prevalent on the deck without Murt.  Since the Roy Boys aren't around anymore, Skoog wants it known that when you get only one birdie in a round and it holds up for a skin,  it a "Skooger".  Chuckie has been playing Ellis for a penny a point in cribbage for years which as of last week makes him the new the majority stock holder in Bretwood.