No More Mr. Nice Guy

Iron Fisted Commish

The passive benevolent Commish is no more.  Upon reflection of last Saturday's fiasco, he has decided that his dictatorial iron fisted style is the only way to go.  So starting this weekend, call or be signed up 15 minutes prior to tee off or don't expect to play.  Players assigned to the White Tees are there to make them more competitive, so if they shot in the 70s that is actually what the Commish envisioned for them.  There will be no more net/quota tournaments for the rest of the summer.  We will play either 3 BB with foursomes, 2 BB with threesomes, or 3-2-1 with an occasional Gold Game. If you cry about your team will be forever known as a "Dickie Mac".  His ideal would be everyone shooting in the 70s and play in 3 hours, maybe 3 1/2 hours.  If you want to invite a friend or family member to play just tell Commish first so they can be slotted to help their assigned team.  He doesn't want Reverse Sandbaggers who claim to be single digit handicappers who then shoot newspaper 90 something. Otis (when he shows up) will remain a Captain for the foreseeable future.  Fireman received the first and perhaps only Free X Card, for his thoughtful and insightful comments in the last blog.  Don't worry the grunts, groans and clearing of throats during your putting stroke,  won't start until next week when the Cheez arrives from The Villages.  Until then hit'em straight and play fast.