Remember When

Deacon could shoot in the 70s
Cheez hit the best long irons in NH
Commish only had a dog instead of a petting zoo
Bow Pete hit soft high fades nowhere even with two good ankles
Billy D wanted to get rid of his hook and went out with Berkshire Betty
Sr Pro would be on the first tee saying "let's git her done"
Porky would throw his range balls away rather than let Cheez hit any
Penguin could hit it at least 220 yards off the tee
Brad Brian had a standing match with Scotty-Steve
Murt would hold court on the deck with zingers flying in all directions
Fireman didn't know what lacrosse was
40 had to actually drive his car to the course instead of the 40 mobile
Pudge ran a tournament called the Frosty
Bear faded everything including his putts
Skrocki use to have a companion ride in his cart every Pot Game
Lenny wasn't called a "White Tee Slut"
House was banished to the B Group
Jay Esh wanted a Gold game every week
Dougie coached soccer instead of playing in the Pot Game
Birdie played the "One Who Moved To The Cape" dollar birdies
Luke use to be Mad Dog's #1 son
Chuckie was a weekend regular instead of a Pro Shop employee
Mad Dog didn't need his putts to be left to right in order to make one
Scotty-Steve didn't own a motorcycle
Blue Tees took a quick nap in the middle of the 11th S fairway
Chimney didn't hood his club closed (me either)
Triple N tried to give himself a nickname of  Zoom Zoom
Bill M hosted Cheez at his resort before league
Tractorman was a B man instead of 70s shooting Captain
Joey M had to pay full cart fee for his daughter to ride along
Otis's handicap always had two digits
Loy had to make a par in order to get a cigarette from Commish
New Orleans Nicky wore a tank top and gym shorts to Pot Game
Hagen was the smiling face behind the Pro Shop counter
Skooger actually played a pink ball
Mini lived at Mad Dog's house instead of in a house in Mad Dog's front yard
Sandy drove the 1st N hole in the Red White and Blue and three putted
Coach took a ride in an ambulance instead of finishing the Roy Boy Open
Tee J was just a golfer instead of a Cub Reporter
Brett was hitting home runs for Swamp Bats instead of foul balls with his driver
Rama had a backswing longer than John Daly