Friday, May 11, 2012

Gold Game Prognostication

Oracle Otis
Fresh from the Otis Never Lose Betting Parlor here are the latest predictions as to what scores Pot Gamers will shoot from the Gold/Blue tees.

Tractorman  84 (will know all the pins)
Deacon  85 (he always shoots that score, distance not his problem)
Skrocki  80 (use to Gold tees has length enough)
Pudge  77 (rises to challenge even though his game is off a little)
Cheez  84 (distance will be factor after playing par 3s in Villages)
Lenny 81 (new swing gives him added length & confidence)
Otis  75 (favorite tournament of the year & free pass from wife)
Mini  78 ( has distance but a little rusty)
Bear  80 (will miss a few putts along the way)
Hilow  83 (best chipper at Bretwood makes up for lack of distance)
Dougie  82 (never in trouble off the tee)
Penguin  86 (hates blue tees will struggle)
Blue Tees  84 (length not a factor, a few wild shots are)
Fireman  83 (never in trouble with fade, will be around greens)
Birdie  82 (likes big stage, straight off tee)
Commish 80 (driver off the fairway will really help plus great short game)
Jay Esh  76 (loves gold, dark horse to win it all)
Chimney  82 (putting keeps him in it to the end)
Rama  85 (too long with short backswing, son beetchs)
Billy D 83 (magic moves add distance)
Triple N  80 (a double or two will prevent great score)
Tee J  84 (will be swinging out of his shoes)
Mad Dog  79 (will be power flicking & riding left to right putts to score)
40  82 (plenty of length, short game holds him back)
Pistol Pete  85 (overwhelmed by length & last week's X)
Skooger  83 (unfazed will shoot regular score)
Kirk  81 (likes gold, putter will let him down)
Bret  88 (swinging for the fences make for high scores)
Hagen  84 (will smile his way to nice round)
House  90 (nerves overcome him)



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