Pearls Of Wisdom

Commish

Commish announces we will be playing the ball down starting June 1st.  Also on 13 N all players must re-tee their second ball if they hit into the harzard rather than use the drop zone.  If you need to re-tee a third ball you don't belong in the Pot Game, so walk directly to 14th tee.  Pudge has decreed Sunday May 27 will be the first 2012 Red, White & Blue Tournament on the South Course.  All players should dress in Patriotic colors to get into the spirit of the day.  Cheez on comeback trail once he stopped aiming 35 yards to the right, shooting 76 Wednesday.  Jay Esh's power game is still intact and his putting is improved if he has a partner to give him a clue as to how his putt breaks.  Commish has flashes of his solid putting stroke mixed in with a combination of a push slap stroke that has to be seen to be believed.  USGA sent a team to investigate the speed of Bretwood's greens after getting dozens of emails from an M. Barrett.  Gretchen reports Billy D has been looking everywhere for his high draw shot, he thinks he lost it in late April on the South Course.  She said if anyone finds it please call 1-800-Hot-Girl(friend) and she will see you get a nice reward.  SrPro has been preparing his game for a surprise appearance in the up coming months, you may not recognize him though as he has lost 40 lbs. Sully has been tinkering in his body part workshop creating the perfect hipbone for his buddy Murt who will undergo surgery on May 30th.  We wish him well in his recovery so he can join us back at the Pot Game.  Bretwood Food Services reports that there will be free hot dogs and hamburgers in both snack shacks for all Pot Gamers during the Memorial Day Weekend in appreciation of their beer consumption in 2011.  Tee J enjoyed being a Cub Reporter so much he started his own blog entitled "Tales of a Hooker".  Blue Tees has appealed to Commish to be allowed play the Blue Tees because he says he is lonely on the Whites.  Pistol Pete picked up 20 yards on his drives by squaring up his club face.  Tractorman has secretly been applying "No Grow" to all the greens late at night to try to get them up to speed.  Fireman bought a "Slice Your Way To Success" dvd in the discount bin at Dick's Sporting Goods but reports it didn't help so he sold it to 40 after he re-labeled it "Hook Your Way To Success".