News & Notes

Gretchen By Billy D's Pool

Starting the weekend of June 2-3, we will be teeing off at 7am sharp, which means you need to have called in or signed in by 6:45.  Commish has knitted himself some new mittens to keep his fingers warm, so he might show up at the earlier time. So now that you have been notified you need to reset your alarm clocks.  Gretchen called the Gazette to say she has received dozens of calls to her hot line but none have led to finding Billy D's high draw, a lot of them are just heavy breathing on the other end of the line. Birdie and Commish should be playing hard this weekend as the Battle Of The Beav is only a little over a week away.  Chuckie's "Instant Action" Betting Line has the Deacon's score for all three days at an over/under of 84 with most of the early action taking the over. Tractorman can't decide whether he wants to be an A player or a B player, one round he shoots 76 the next 85. Tee J has gone undercover this weekend for the job we are not allowed to talk about.  He will be posing as a Golf Expert at Dick's Sporting Goods.  Dougie has been logging into Bubba Watson's "Art Of Curved Shot" online seminars, because he was bored with hitting it straight so often.  Rama set up a range at the Pit and has been practicing his irons instead of fixing the loader.  Pudge after the Battle Of The Beav is taking himself off the Pro Am circuit and has signed up for 21 Scrambles all across New England.  He said his current game is better suited to scramble play and much more relaxing when he doesn't have to worry about his individual score. Skooger wants everyone to know he is buying popcorn on Sunday at least two bowls, maybe even three.  Cheez is feeling so confident about his game he has set up a challenge match against the ladies who trail the Pot Game, his score against their best ball.  Chuckie just called in to say he has the odds of a Cheez victory at 20-1.  Otis has been doing yard work all week in order to get to play at least one day this weekend, unless he decides to go water skiing instead.  Sunday is Mad Dog's 61st birthday, so be sure to wish him Happy Birthday.  You may have to say it twice because at his age he is getting hard of hearing.